skarbutts:
*breathing heavily* are you gonna eat that
(Source: porndirector, via gnomequeen)
(Source: larmoyante, via alleiral)
michaelpalin:
i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’
i dont understand the pleasure in sexting
like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like
what would
?????
how do i respond??
‘i’m so happy for you’
(via alleiral)